[If one were to enter Artemis' apartment, they would come upon a very strange sight: a lemur sleeping next to a glowing blue cube. From the cube, a red laser-like beam is scanning around the room, and finally locks onto the journal kept in its place on the desk. Thank Frond, because Jay-Jay wasn't responding to any commands to move him to the ( Read more... )

[The recording starts up, and Artemis begins speaking rather promptly. Apparently someone knows how to use the recording function now.]If anyone was at all harassed or otherwise bothered by an 'Orion Fowl', you have my sincere apologies. I was not aware of his existence until a few days ago ( Read more... )